Wired Blogger is Not Plugged In on Issues of the West, Wolves and EnvironMental Extreme
Silly little blogger trying to be cleaver and poke fun at a congressman’s serious statement. Like a little dog nipping at the heels of reality in his blog story “Congressman Wants to Release Wolves in Central Park?”. This blogger, Luke, thought the congressman was joking but he was not, little does Luke know reality does bite.
This low bandwidth blogger’s brain could not comprehend spending any seek time doing any research on what is really going on out west with the wolf program. I guess Luke was terrified he might burn a few of his 1980s circuit boards. I bet he is still using a cassette tape recorder to store his data. No wonder he is having so much trouble with seek time and storage, have to get that volume just right.
No idea what I am talking about dear blogger, ah that is because you are a wired poser some of us really did the wiring. I will let whirl your disks on that one for a bit. Don’t over heat.
This unwired blogger states the congressman made the following statement
Nothing is more attractive to a wolf than the sound of a crying baby, Pearce said. It would only be fair to visit the same fanged fears on the people of New York City and Washington, D.C
I like this blogger was not there, so I am not 100% sure as to Mr. Pearce’s intention, while 2 millisecond Luke assumed it must have been a joke. I know it was not a joke. Because we live with this “joke” of a destructive wolf program every day.
Like this congressman and I think all people should have to live with what we have had to live with for nearly 10 years. Walk in my shoes for a minute Luke and many your disabled soul will become enabled and even if only connected 10.0 Mbps the message will be clear (if your storage device and processor can handle it).
I can surmise that this congressman was attempting relate what is happening here to how it might be in Washington DC, since DC is part of wolves historical range and the prey base is there. This statement I am sure was to help people like this low baud rate blogger understand what we deal with day to day living with these horrible habituated wolves.
But this bandwidth lacking blogger like others sadistically enjoy taking pot shots at something they think is absurd without checking facts (poor seek time will get ya) or thinking about what if this was happening to them. I guess their souls got lost in a disk crash.
This blogger does not even considered for a millisecond the harassment we live with in the Blue Range Wolf Recover Area every day.
I ask this loose wired slogger, if he asked anyone that has to live with these wolves what it is like with wolves showing up in their yards constantly?
Doubtful since his poor search and seek techniques have already been exposed and are in need of an upgrade. Some reason he thinks it is about cows but it is about public safety as the Congressman no doubt pointed out and as attempting to get people to understand. These wolves are not dogs…they are wolves an efficient and terrifying predator hanging around our homes.
Maybe a few wolves in this blogger Luke’s concrete jungle of a yard harassing him would help this low bandwidth femto understand that we cannot walk out our front doors without these habituated wolves or their handlers US Fish and Wildlife Services or their State Game Official comrades tromping on our private land to protect the wolves not us. How about a 2 strike human biting Durango pack member in your yard. If the female wolf does not bite your fingers off maybe you will still be able to type and continue to publish your joke blog.
Currently, we have the horse slaughtering (the piranhas the Congressman mentioned) Aspen pack denning on private land and using their spring to drink. How about if a pedophile lived next door and then for giggles comes over and uses your kitchen like a convenience store.
Since I know Luke has had a humorectomy, to be clear for Luke that is also not a joke. This is what we have lived with for nearly 10 years, you would not last a week under the US Fish and Wildlife Service Wolf regime.
I think the way our congressman described this is much nicer depiction than what is really going on here. Can you image each day checking your wolf radio monitor (yes we have to be wolf wired here) like you check your email to see what direction you can travel on your property each day when you leave your house?
But since Luke like others do not get the daily danger we are in, I guess they will have to experience it for themselves. That is what the congressman suggested.
I will make it simple for Luke’s low baud transmission.
These habituated wolvesfollow you when you go hiking, they follow ATVs, they hang out in peoples yards, they come into camps, they come near children, they attack near children, they attack and kill dogs, the slaughter little girl’s beloved horse, eat the fetus only out of an elk leaving the cow elk to die, they rip baby calves out when they are being born and then tear the milk utter off the mother cow leaving her to die. All documented in photos so you cannot be mislead by disneyesque view of wolves. Not to mention spree or sport killing.
Since I know Luke has a seeking problem (besides the humorectomy), here are links to articles on attacks and kills of people in North America by wolves.
Luke, if you still think this is a joke, I have a few choice places for you to camp or a few front porches for you to sit on. Not to worry when you get attacked or harassed, US Fish and Wildlife Service will claim the wolves were uncollared and it was your entire fault.
Here are the rules of engagement just you are clear on the rules we live under. Your dog is a free kill. I will let you think about the act of biting and what that means. Welcome to getting connected the real world.
Others like SOSForests have no problem with their seek time nor their decision tree algorithms, as SOSForests improves on the congressman’s suggestion. I am sure this blogger did not have to branch too far to come up with this suggestion being that he understands what is really happening out west. My only upgrade to SOSForest is to toss in some members of the press, wolf supporting environMental groups, and one loose wired low bandwidth blogger named Luke O’Brien.
This blogger, Luke O’Brien, is now the newest members of the Apathetic Press (AP).
So Luke if you have upgraded your database storage on this subject and now feel bad that you just did not have the capacity to understand and now your soul has been rebooted, if you would like to redeem yourself, print a retraction and donate to help pay for Maggie’s vet bills. After all if you support this wolf program you should help pay for the program.
Maggie is an adorable little dog and after being attacked and nearly killed by wolves protecting her child’s play yard just outside her front door. She can no longer chase a ball or stick as she will never be the same. What if the child had been out in the play yard when the wolf charged in and attacked Maggie? We have already had a case were a dog intercepted when a wolf charged in on a child.
This program has greatly affected our lives. That government that has forced these wolves upon our yards and homes should have to live with these wolves themselves. Thank you Steve Pearce for supporting the people that live in your district.
May 15th, 2007 at 8:34 am
Amen to all of that. It takes a strong leader to be able to deal with a controversial issue such as this wolf program and live with the criticisms from folks who seem to be willing to trivialize the realities.
Congressman Pearce our congressman our values really means something. It means when we talk he listens and he actually cares about our issues and not just for his political advancement like so many of them.
May 25th, 2007 at 10:55 am
I’m honored that you’ve elected me and my low bandwidth brain to your Apathetic Press pool. I feel very “cleaver.” Although I’ve never been menaced by wolves and had to cope with paralyzing fear for the last decade, I did live in New Mexico for a spell. Actually, I lived up the road from Hobbs, where Rep. Steve Pearce hails from.
Unlike you, I watched the entire hearing in which Pearce made his comments about releasing wolves in Central Park and on The National Mall. You seem to think he was serious. So I’d ask you this: If Pearce really does want to release wild predators in densely populated urban areas, would you support that?
Based on this post, it seems you would. And your argument boils down to this: You don’t like wolves because they can attack people and animals. Therefore, you want to sic them on other people and animals. It also looks like you’re hoping a wolf attacks me. Classy.
May 25th, 2007 at 10:56 am
At the risk of provoking you into more lame tech jokes, I’ll also point out that if you support releasing wolves anywhere you undermine exactly what you’re campaigning against. But maybe you just hate Washingtonians and New Yorkers and want them devoured by wild beasts.
Just so we’re clear, I never made light of your situation on my blog. I never took a position for or against the wolf release program. I never expressed insensitivity about a dog getting mauled by a wolf. Of course, Maggie’s story upsets me. So does the fact that you’re trying to use it against me and demand that i pay vet bills to “redeem” my “soul.”
All I did was gently mock a congressman’s absurd statement. No need for a retraction. I used Pearce’s on-the-record words. Journalists don’t do retractions simply because readers don’t like what they’ve written. The day Pearce seriously gets behind a plan to release wolves in Central Park and downtown DC is the day he becomes the laughingstock of Capitol Hill. If you disagree, go ahead and lean on him. I doubt you’ll get very far. But if you do, ask him this: if Pearce really does want to give wolves to DC residents, would it be too much to also give them full representation in Congress?
As for comparing wolves to pedophiles in my kitchen, all I can say is: Huh?!
May 31st, 2007 at 8:17 am
I think it is just appalling that folks back east are willing to support this kind of program in my backyard but when it comes to them, their families, their livlihoods their children their pets it is suddenly a bad idea.
The ESA is a disaster that we out west must live under every single day simply becuase a bunch of folks back east have some pie in the sky notion of how this is all wildereness and nobody lives out here and nobody will be affected.
What ever happened to equal protectioin under the law or for that matter, in this case it would be equal destruction under the law. After all, historically wolves did inhabit New York. and downtown DC. The point is, why is this damage OK for us but not for the supporters of these types of programs?
I know the young couple who owns Maggie, they have a 2 year old who was recently diagnosed with some serious and lifelong health problems. Defenders of Wildlife won’t pay their vet bill even though all over the web and media they state that they are doing so. My kids lost a dog over christmas to a wolf. It is dangerous out here with the kind of management this program calls good management. 2 kids were followed home from the bus stop last week near Reserve, by what at first looked to be one wolf but investigation showed 3 sets of tracks. What is done about it? Does FWS issue a press release over that incident? No way. Nothing is done at all. If a wolf is found dead by the side of a busy road however, the associated press is all over it. Just as it is all over a couple of coyotes in New Jersey threatening kids there. Our kids live with habituated wolf packs for goodness sake, where is our media. I call this elitism and I guess we and our community are the new serfdom.
This community has been called everything from right wing militia terrorists, to child abusers becuase we insist on pushing back over the disaster that has been forced into our midst. So be it but we really get mean when our kids are in trouble so trying to get through to folks by using an analogy such as pedofiles in your kitchen is an appropriate comparison. As far as your response being Huh?!
That doesn’t surprise me a bit, just living near Hobbs briefly certainly does not give you a clue about what is happening out here and the inequity of it.
May 31st, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Luke ah so much I can say but I will wait for now as I have lots of real work to get accomplished. I suggest you go back and read Homer’s Iliad this week.
“There can be no covenant between lions and men”
“nor do wolves and lambs have hearts of concord but are evil minded continually one against another..”
- Homer, Iliad XXII
We can talk about oaths and faith if you need to.
Rural people have just as many rights as urban people. I am different than you where as you would release wolves in my neighbourhood I would not do that to you. Congressman was trying to help your prespective. Not to worry I will help more next week.
May 31st, 2007 at 11:19 pm
I live here too and I guess I think this guy should have one of these habitual wolves in his yard for even just a week. Luke could not walk in our shoes.
These wolves are goverment gang members.